You know that moment. You log into your bank app, and there it is — that sneaky little line that says interest earned: $38.70. Your heart skips. Part pride, part guilt. Pride because hey, free money. Guilt because you know it is riba.
So, what do you do with this money? Spend it on a bubble tea spree? Buy that new sneaker drop? Or quietly pretend it does not exist? Let’s be real — riba money in Singapore is as unavoidable as rain during the Hungry Ghost month. Whether from savings accounts, fixed deposits, or even investments, it creeps in. And while scholars agree we cannot “enjoy” it, that does not mean it should rot in your account.
Here are some witty yet practical ways to make riba money count, not for you, but for good.
1. Think of it as “dirty money” for clean causes
You cannot sip a latte from riba, but you can use it to pay someone’s medical bills. In Singapore, many families struggle with sudden hospital costs. Directly settling a needy family’s bill through hospital assistance counters could be one way to channel it. You do not get spiritual brownie points, but you do lighten someone’s burden.
2. Mosques may not accept it, but the world outside will
Most mosques in Singapore (under MUIS) will politely say no to riba donations. But guess what? Soup kitchens like Free Food For All or community projects like Jamiyah Singapore will gladly use it to feed bellies. Hungry stomachs do not ask if the rice was bought with halal cash or not.
3. Community fixes that no one funds
That rusty void deck fan. That community fridge that always needs stocking. That neighbour whose wheelchair battery just died. These are spaces where riba money can quietly do the work. Think of it as your unwanted cash finding a purpose where others rarely look.
4. Education without the strings attached
Textbooks for a struggling madrasah student. An internet subscription for a child who cannot keep up with online classes. Riba money cannot be turned into sadaqah for you, but it can turn into opportunities for them. And that feels a lot better than letting it rot in your bank.
5. A witty reminder on what not to do
Please, do not buy yourself that smartwatch and call it “cleansing the riba.” That is just wishful accounting. And no, paying off your own parking fines does not count either. If you want to feel better, channel it outwards, not inwards.
Why bother if Allah might not accept it?
Because here is the deal, only Allah knows what is accepted. You are not “purifying” yourself with riba money, you are simply making sure it does not taint your lifestyle. It is like putting the trash in the bin instead of keeping it on your sofa. You know which is the better choice.
And for those who ask, “But what if I just want it?”
Sure, you could let it sit. But every time you open your banking app, it will stare at you like an uninvited guest at a wedding dinner. You might as well send it packing to someone who needs it more.
Final though, make it count
Do you want me to also add a subtle advertiser angle here — for example, a short closing section pointing to Shariah-compliant investment advisers in Singapore, so the post naturally opens a door for sponsorships?
Riba money is like that unwanted fruitcake gift during Hari Raya. You cannot eat it, but you can pass it on. And if you do it wisely, someone else benefits. Whether it is feeding a neighbour, helping with school, or fixing a wheelchair, you make sure the money is not wasted. So the next time that interest alert pops up, do not sigh. Just ask yourself: how do I make this count today.
Riba money in Singapore is unavoidable, but what should you do with it? Here are witty, practical ways to use it for good, from helping families in need to supporting community projects.

